In honor of Harvey Korman…

Rest in peace. The greatest straight man in the business. Even though he never seemed to be able to keep a straight face.

Genius…

Put Tim Conway and anyone else in a room. Mention the word “elephant.” Hilarity ensues. Thanks to Evan for reminding me of this.

Epiphany

People are not a product of society, a society is the product of the people. Discuss.

The Gym

Well, I finally did it… Again… I joined 24 Hour Fitness on Tuesday. I’ve been 3 times so far, and have already lost 5 pounds. It was completely necessarry, seeing as how my starting weight was a touch over 300. That’s right. A pound per Spartan at the Battle of Thermopylae. A pound per soldier in Gideon’s army. 300 is a perfect score in bowling, but a failing score in being sexy. Let’s admit it. BUT, I am doing what I need to do to lose weight. For instance, I rode the equivalent of 20 miles on a stationary bike at the gym this morning. That’s ALMOST a marathon. I need help, though, to stay diligent. Volunteers?